piranhabat:

jakemalik:

*drops food on floor*

germs: go get it! quick!

king germ: no.. we must wait 5 seconds.. it is the rule

my favorite thing about this post is that germs have apparently gained enough sentience to develop a form of monarchy

(via gnarly)

bloody-nips:

danbutt:

apu no

this is literally the funniest thing and every time someone reblogs it from me i start laughing again

bloody-nips:

danbutt:

apu no

this is literally the funniest thing and every time someone reblogs it from me i start laughing again

(via gnarly)

unclefather:

kay-vis:

troyxleonardo:

With just a chill head bop Jordin still manages to have more rhythm than the three tragedies next to her

What in the hell is Lorde doing?

filling the room with the ghosts from inside her body

unclefather:

kay-vis:

troyxleonardo:

With just a chill head bop Jordin still manages to have more rhythm than the three tragedies next to her

What in the hell is Lorde doing?

filling the room with the ghosts from inside her body

(via gnarly)

yzma:

halaalpussy:

addictly:

I CANT BREATHE

WUKH WUKH WUKH LIPSTICK IN MY VALENTINO WHITE BAG ???!

WHY IS SHE MAKING THE PACMAN NOISE

(via hailrian)

wilderness-lair-shatterdome:

Current status: not being kissed or riding a dragon this is unacceptable

(via officialriandawson)

toocooltobehipster:

toocooltobehipster:

vine by christoph powers

IM NOT SURE IF I MADE THE GIFS TOO FAST OR HE JUST HAS REALLY FAST BODY/FACIAL MOVEMENTS

(via piercethebeau)

minervose:

poplerpig:

don’t u love how movies about the future changed it used to be like 

woa flying cars

image

woa holograms

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woa time travel

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and now its just like 

we’re 

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allimage

probablyimage

goingimage

to die in some horrible apocalypse 

says a lot about out cultural state of mind

(via atljackbarakat)